Finally... Becoming Drew.

Me and Drakes first date

  • Drake:And that's when I said first of all Barack, I'm mixed, but enough about me. I wanna know about you. *boops my nose*
  • Me:Well, I do not like the beach because I do not like sand or crustaceans but I do personally feel very connected to the ocean. I actually feel as if I may be mixed with mermaid.
  • Drake:That's so interesting. You are such a well rounded individual. Please, tell me more about you.
  • Me:I am very afraid of the dark.
  • Drake:A few years back I read a passage that said something like "You're not afraid of the dark, you're afraid of what is inside of the dark." I just thought that was so beautiful.
  • Me:... Are you getting smart with me?
  • Drake:Not at all I ju-
  • Me:*loudly* Please do not come for me Mr. Graham I know what the hale I'm scared of!
  • Drake:... that was extremely arousing and I'd like to take you home if that's okay with you.
  • Me:You pickin up the tab?
  • Drake:*nods*
  • Me:*puts the basket of rolls in my bag* Get the check.